Greedo is the best.
He’s basically the Steve Buscemi/Ol’ Gil of the Star Wars saga.
I imagine he just got off of a payphone right before walking over to Han Solo in the cantina.
“No no, Gloria, please don’t go, give me one more chance. I’ve been waiting for this for a long time, Gloria you know that! No, he’s right here… talking to some old guy. Yes, yes, I’m telling you! This is our chance!”
And that was the last thing he said to Gloria.
Poor Greedo, optimistic to the end.