Dud is a writer who sometimes draws things.dudmatic dot comTumblr (3.0; @dudmatic)http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/I hate Google.I really do. I didn’t before I started this job. But now I do. Because my entire job revolves...http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/249824629http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/249824629Thu, 19 Nov 2009 11:55:57 -0600R.I.P. Dock Ellis http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/242914645http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/242914645Fri, 13 Nov 2009 15:47:54 -0600I have internet in my home again.I feel like I should be more excited about this.http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/239673417http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/239673417Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:03:01 -0600I'm pretty sure a pedophile says hello to me every morning.Every morning on the way to the train, I walk past a girls’ ballet school that’s right beside the...http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/221223738http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/221223738Fri, 23 Oct 2009 16:11:39 -0500It's kind of sad that this has been my highlight for 2009http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/208463447http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/208463447Fri, 09 Oct 2009 10:08:33 -0500I met a giraffe. Apparently giraffes love carrots. I’ve been absent from the internet for awhile. I got laid...http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/207752104http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/207752104Thu, 08 Oct 2009 14:28:53 -0500I'm almost impressed.I walked all the way around, and every possible surface area was keyed multiple times. I’m...http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/196123723http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/196123723Thu, 24 Sep 2009 17:46:57 -0500I went to a bicycle shop yesterday.This particular shop is two stories, with a storefront full of fancy new bikes upstairs, and a Santa...http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/195183426http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/195183426Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:25:25 -0500This is awesome. Matt Ziesel of Benton High School in Missouri scores a touchdown for his team to make the...http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/191146501http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/191146501Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:27:25 -0500I am currently seeking investors.For a restaurant idea. Thanksgiving is my favorite holiday. 364 days a year, I look forward to...http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/190229406http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/190229406Thu, 17 Sep 2009 09:35:00 -0500It's been a while since my head exploded.*head explodes* http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/189944733http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/189944733Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:45:37 -0500As I'm sitting here watching ESPN,hoping the Rockies lose so that the Cubs can gain half a game in the wildcard race, all I can think...http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/189910123http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/189910123Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:53:49 -0500Solid.http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/189894165http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/189894165Wed, 16 Sep 2009 22:30:40 -0500I've been enjoying this lately. http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/180690194http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/180690194Sat, 05 Sep 2009 17:46:06 -0500At your library. http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/179771657http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/179771657Fri, 04 Sep 2009 13:04:25 -0500I think this might be what the Dalai Lama was talking about http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/179094309http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/179094309Thu, 03 Sep 2009 17:11:17 -0500This might be Salvador Dali's most well known work.http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/177121108http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/177121108Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:21:27 -0500We truly live in the greatest time yet.http://www.peopleinpizzaslicecostumesbecomingpizzas.com/http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/170923820http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/170923820Mon, 24 Aug 2009 20:58:09 -0500hah.http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/168203955http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/168203955Fri, 21 Aug 2009 10:13:47 -0500Hopefully, this product will pull our country out of the recession.The world needed this product. http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/167698150http://dudmatic.tumblr.com/post/167698150Thu, 20 Aug 2009 18:55:11 -0500