If St. Vincent doesn’t win a Grammy next year, it just reinforces how pointless award ceremonies are.
and will never finish it.
Just like Newt won’t finish the election season! OOOOOHHHhhhhhhh
Oh my, my, my.
*Three people enter the elevator*
Guy 1: …Did he send you that video?
Guy 2: The hippopotamus one?
Guy 2: …Yup.
Guy 1: I can’t believe he sent that.
Girl: Who sent what?
Guy 1: [Client name] sent us a video of… a…
Guy 2: He sent a video of a hippopotamus… passing gas.
Girl: What? Ugh. Why would he do that?
Guy 1: I have no idea.
Guy 2: Completely inappropriate.
*They all get off*
Me: I MUST FIND THIS VIDEO IMMEDIATELY
We talked about Star Wars. That’s always good, right?
Don’t really want to talk about it.
If I told you how excited I was about finding a bunch of yellow napkins in the break room.
You’d probably get mad because you thought I was making fun of you.
But no, friend. That hypothetical excitement would be 100% genuine.