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February 2009

55 posts

Jan 31, 2009
The weekend of meh.

Tonight I’m going to go see a band I don’t like, and tomorrow I’m watching a football game I don’t give a shit about.

Yeah!

Jan 31, 2009

January 2009

62 posts

I invented a new punctuation mark today.

It’s the one to the right. I call it a semi semicolon.

I’m not sure how to use it yet.

Jan 31, 2009
ALSO WANT

Jan 29, 2009
I'd really like to be drinking a beer and eating a burger right now.

But instead, I’m drinking tea and eating a salad.

Jan 29, 2009
So What?

Three posts with “what” in the title in a row.

Jan 28, 2009
Because of what?

some ice?

Jan 28, 2009
What's the Point?

If you’re going to do it like this, why even bother shoveling your sidewalk?

It would be easier to walk on the damn snow than to walk on a balance beam in between two snowbanks.

There’s even a train stop at the end of their block, so who knows how many people walk along this path every day.

Jan 28, 2009
John Updike died.

I don’t really know anything about him other than the fact that I’ve had an unread copy of Rabbit, Run on my bookshelf for about four years.

I should read that. I gather from the cover that basketball is involved at one point or another.

Jan 27, 2009
This is Evil Genius Music.

Jan 27, 2009
I thought I was being clever.

But when you google “sam the eagle,” almost every image result is him beside an old white man.  However, I must say that I think my comparison is a little more accurate than most.

Jan 26, 2009
WANT.

Kid Robot Quasimoto

Jan 26, 2009
Today is my half birthday.

yay?

Jan 26, 2009
Dear sweet Jesus, I hate html.

www.DamnGoodAds.com

Jan 26, 2009
...what.

Jan 24, 2009
I just realized something.

You can customize what embedded YouTube videos look like.

So I’m going to post the new Animal Collective video.

I like Animal Collective, but watching them perform is incredibly boring.  I saw them last summer and ended up leaving early.

They’re coming here next week and I have absolutely no desire to go.

Jan 22, 2009
Japan will destroy us all.

Wow.  That’s all I can say.

Jan 22, 2009
No more claiming spaces.

A guy in my building had the air let out of his tires earlier this week for parking in a claimed space that wasn’t even shoveled out.

Last night someone parked in “my” space, so I took another one.  I was kind of worried my tires would be airless, but everything was kosher this morning.

But I don’t see a problem with this, and I hope they enforce it.  

I just feel bad for all those little kids that are going to lose their (crappy) toys.

Jan 22, 2009
I should post something.

Jan 22, 2009
1 Second Ads.

What a great idea.

Jan 21, 2009
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